We sit in a café opposite one another again
He orders tomato soup
I order nothing
I watch his averted gaze
Wondering
If he’ll burst into a thousand ice chips
If I say what I want to say
.
The bowl arrives
Black pepper, salt
Hold the soy sauce
He slurps in an anti-clockwise spiral
I watch
Like a fiancé-to-be waiting for their future bride
To bite into the 24-carat incrusted chocolate cake
I wait
.
He stops
.
And for a moment
I think it’s me that caused the pause
That my vocal vibrations creeped out the single-glazed window
Of my mouth like a teenager on a night out
Like-
.
A one-inch beast
Emerges from the bowl
Primero: trunk
Segundo: ivories
Tercero: the eyes of Ellie
He doesn’t flinch
Or move an inch
Just eats around
.
But elefante aint having it
That soup-y orange Ellie
Struts her gloopy body
Up the metal of his spoon
Kisses Mr on the pout
Then jumps over the abyss
Into my mouth-
(Why was my mouth open?)
.
Senses willing, she makes me sneeze
And out pours mini-Ellies
In twos, in threes, then an incessant stream
Mr just looks at me
Hand too heavy to pass me a tissue
Pupils too placid to pass me compassion
He looks down and continues to eat around
.
But the filing cabinet mouthed customers are now covered in gloop
Café walls peppered with paw prints
Covered in soup
These slimy splattered customers form a coup
Their edacious eyes want the scoop
They play grandma’s footsteps with our conversation
But before they manage to grab those keys
(which I am also in search of)
Our child exits from the loo
Climbs his two-foot tall body
Into the high chair
Orange toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

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